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    COPS are investigating a chimp after it tried to RAPE a female zoo keeper.
    Terrified Valentina ***ilova had to fight off the sex-crazed primate when he grabbed her as she gave him a banana at Rostov Zoo in Russia.


    Horrified

    Valentina said of the attack: “I have spent a lot of time around the primates but I’d never imagined that a lonely chimpanzee could see me as a sex object.”

    The lusty ape, called Otello, broke the horrified keeper’s wrist as he pulled her into his cage and began to attack her.

    “When I tried to pass a banana to him, the chimpanzee grabbed my hand and pulled me into the cage and tried to rape me,” said Valentina.

    She was only saved when her screams brought other keepers running, who pulled the furious chimp off her.

    Doctors treated Valentina for shock.

    Now police are to quiz zoo staff about how the attack happened.

    One keeper said: “It’s a serious matter. If that had been a member of the public we would all be in court by now.”

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    Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo

    Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself.

    After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play–Shirley Dent’s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident “after severe internal distress induced by the machine was discovered,” Det.-Sgt. Karl Sprout of the Alpara County Sheriff’s Office said yesterday.

    On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway “struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.” The alarmed neighbor notified police after hearing ear-splitting moans of distress that carried over the raucous jackhammer. Authorities arrived at the scene to an unresponsive Ms. Dent, who was then transported to West Grenier Hospital where she was pronounced dead shortly thereafter.

    The recently divorced Ms. Dent had been questioned by authorities three times over the past month after neighbors complained of her running a prostiution ring from her home. Records also show that Ms. Dent supplanted her income as the sole proprietor of a sex toy distributor.

    Ms. Dent’s alleged extracurricular activities appear to be unrelated to her death. A neighbor who declined to be identified said, “She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.”




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    Masturbate-A-Thon 2009 Champion Masanobu Sato Speaks

    Well, it's been a week since Masanobu Sato blew away his own masturbating world record at the 9th Annual Masturbate-a-thon, held by the Center for Sex & Culture last Saturday. This guy was a pro, bringing an arsenal of masturbating aids from the Japanese sex product company he works for.

    Last year he set the record with 9 hours and 33 minutes, but this time he held on til 9 hours and 58 minutes. He's now back in Japan and exhausted, but was nice enough to answer some of our questions about his victory by e-mail. Behold the master.

    The Snitch: What was the secret to you going for nearly 10 hours?

    Sato: "My abundant imagination was a key to my triumph firstly. Secondly, I trained a lot in Japan from the time I won the 1st prize last year. I swam twice a week, and gained about 5 kgs in muscle.That helped me a lot, too in terms of stamina. Thirdly, the variety of sensations each TENGA gave me was ideal for long masturbation. Without those variety sensations, my dick would feel the same sensation for a long time, which would paralyze my dick in the end. I use as many as 10 different TENGAs so that my dick avoids being paralyzed."


    Was there any point you felt you couldn't go on? How did you get through those moments?

    "Yes. Twice I felt I couldn't go on. I took great advantage of Japanese pornos as I prepared. Also I imagined many supporters in Japan including my girlfriend, family, co-workers etc...that I can't let them down."

    Were you exhausted afterward?

    "Definitely. I was so exhausted that I couldn't get up on time next day when I was supposed to go to airport to go back to Japan. Luckily, I didn't miss the flight though."


    Did you ever have an orgasm?
    "Yes. I've come once in a halfway round. I continued masturbating without taking any rest or becoming flaccid then."

    Could you have gone longer?

    "This time, that was my limit actually. I hope I can go over 10 hours or longer next time I challenge."

    You're now going to the world competition in Copenhagen? When is that?

    "I thought I would go to Copenhagen, but now I'm not sure about it as it's a bit too much to do marathon twice a month. I think it's a good idea to compete with the champions of other countries, like Copenhagen, London, Portland at San Francisco."

    What does your family think of this achievement? Are they aware you are the world masturbating champion?

    "Of course they know about the fact. They feel proud of me since last year's my victory, I think. They were really glad and happy to hear when I reported them I could defend championship and what's more I could blow away my own world record by 25 minutes. I'm very happy that my family understands me well. Ordinary families in Japan don't do so. I wonder how US families are like...."




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    Malay man booked for using cucumbers, brinjals during sex with wife

    A Malay man who has been using cucumbers and brinjals while having sex with his wife has been reported to the police for the indecent act.

    As per Harian Metro, police sources have revealed the woman claims that the man has forced a cucumber or a brinjal into her private part at least seven times in the past six years ago.

    The man, who is in his 40s, apparently had erectile problems after an accident, and began abusing his wife, presently in her 30s, with the vegetables after he got the idea from watching pornographic videos.

    "The victim suffered physical and mental anguish because of that. She had pleaded with her husband to stop his improper act," the Star Online quoted a source as saying.

    The source also added that the woman, who lives in Kajang, Kuala Lumpur, was concerned about her health, besides the discomfort and pain, and filed a report with the police on May 8.

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    Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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    Man: Is there any way for long life?
    Dr: Get married.
    Man: Will it help?
    Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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    Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
    It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

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    Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
    Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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    It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
    It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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    It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.
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    Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste good anytime.
    Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
    Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there's no choice.

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    Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
    Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

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    Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
    Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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    There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
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    Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
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    Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
    A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

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    If you are married please ignore this message,
    for everyone else: Happy Independence Day
    I would be true, for there are those who trust me;
    I would be pure, for there are those who care;
    I would be strong, for there is much to suffer;
    I would be brave, for there is much to dare.
    I would be friend of all—the foe—the friendless;
    I would be giving and forget the gift;
    I would be humble, for I know my weakness;
    I would look up and laugh—and love—and lift.
    Howard Walter
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    زن جواني كه از عكس هاي عروسي 10 سال پيش خود رضايت نداشت صبح امروز 30 ارديبهشت به همراه همسرش با مراجعه به دادگاه خانواده دادخواست طلاق توافقي مطرح كرد.

    به گزارش خبرنگار باشگاه خبرنگاران از مجتمع قضاي خانواده ونك، زوج جواني با مراجعه به دادگاه و طرح دادخواست طلاق توافقي از قاضي شعبه خواستند به پرونده آنان رسيدگي و تكليف زندگي شان را هرچه سريعتر مشخص كند.

    بنابراين گزارش، ايمان - ح با اظهار اينكه همسرش خيلي بي منطق است به قاضي پرونده گفت: حدود 10 سال پيش با سهيلا كه چند ماهي با هم دوست بوديم ازدواج كردم در آن چند ماه كوتاه به جاي اينكه به مسائل مهم زندگي فكر كنيم فقط به هم پيام كوتاه ارسال مي كرديم و اكنون نتيجه بي فكري ام را پس از 10 سال زندگي مي بينم.

    زوج افزود: پس از اينكه زندگي مشتركمان را آغاز كرديم متوجه بهانه جويي هاي همسرم شدم اما در اين مدت به دليل اينكه خيلي صبور هستم تحمل كردم اما اين اواخر شروع به ايراد گرفتن از عكس هاي عروسي اش گرفته و دائم مي گويد من و مادرم از قصد وي را به آرايشگاه و آتليه خوبي نبرديم تا عكس هاي جالبي نداشته باشد هرچه با وي صحبت مي كنم كه عكسهايش براي 10 سال پيش است و با اكنون خيلي فرق دارد قبول نمي كند به همين علت تصميم گرفتيم از هم جدا شويم چون هيچ گونه شباهت و تفاهم اخلاقي با هم نداريم.

    اين گزارش مي افزايد: قاضي پرونده پس از شنيدن اظهارات زوج از همسرش خواست دليلش را براي از هم پاشاندن كانون خانواده اش بيان كند كه گفت من توقع بي جايي از همسرم ندارم فقط از وي مي خواهم مرا به آرايشگاه و آتليه ديگري ببرد تا عكس هاي زيبا و جديد تري از عروسي ام داشته باشم كه وي نمي پذيرد پس از صحبت فراوان با يكديگر تصميم گرفتيم به دليل اينكه حرف هم را نمي فهميم به زندگي مشتركمان پايان دهيم.

    گفتني است، قاضي شعبه پس از ثبت اظهاراتش تلاش خود را در سازش طرفين كرد اما هيچ يك از آنان حاضر به گذشت نبودند به همين دليل با درخواست آنان مبني بر طلاق توافقي موافقت كرد





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    Man charged in penis 'puppet' incident

    Police in Washington state said a suspect used his genitals as a puppet while standing over an air conditioner intake at an apartment complex.

    The police report of the incident said Timothy Wayne Martin, 44, of Auburn, Wash., was arrested after residents of the Arcadia Apartment Complex in Federal Way called police at about 10:30 a.m. May 13 and reported a man standing over an air conditioner intake wearing only an unbuttoned flannel shirt and "was apparently manipulating" his penis with a string "like a puppet," Seattlepi.com reported Thursday.

    Police said Martin was arrested at the scene and still had the string attached to his penis. He was charged under the state's felony indecent exposure statute due to having two prior convictions for similar crimes.

    Martin was also in possession of a small quantity of methamphetamine at the time of his arrest. Police said he also had a pornographic magazine.

    The suspect was taken to the Norm Maleng Regional Justice Center in lieu of $25,000 bail.




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    A Taiwanese groom died on his wedding day after having too much wine and beer to drink, police and local media said Monday.

    The man, 35, an insurance company worker surnamed Wu passed out at home after drinking too much Saturday at a high-end restaurant in Taipei among more than 100 wedding guests, the Liberty Times reported.

    It was not known if he had health complications.

    "Everyone was having a great time," said restaurant party organizer Linda Chien. "We don't know what happened after that."

    Wu was hospitalized after his face turned black, the paper said. A hospital spokeswoman said he died despite treatment.




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    A Russian woman got so upset by the news that her boyfriend intended to leave her that she tied several firecrackers to his penis and exploded them, the Life.ru web-site reports.

    The 33-year-old victim, identified as Alik D. had lived with the woman whose name was reported as ***a V. for about two years, but when the girlfriend started suggesting that they should marry, the man refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son.

    When Alik started moving out ***a suggested that they had a farewell dinner. After a hearty meal and some heavy drinking Alik fell asleep. The girlfriend tied several firecrackers to Alik’s penis and exploded them. The man was rushed to intensive care and doctors are reported to be fighting for his life.

    Even if the man survives the girl will face up to 12 years imprisonment.




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    Quote Originally Posted by RedWine View Post
    A Russian woman got so upset by the news that her boyfriend intended to leave her that she tied several firecrackers to his penis and exploded them, the Life.ru web-site reports.

    The 33-year-old victim, identified as Alik D. had lived with the woman whose name was reported as ***a V. for about two years, but when the girlfriend started suggesting that they should marry, the man refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son.

    When Alik started moving out ***a suggested that they had a farewell dinner. After a hearty meal and some heavy drinking Alik fell asleep. The girlfriend tied several firecrackers to Alik’s penis and exploded them. The man was rushed to intensive care and doctors are reported to be fighting for his life.

    Even if the man survives the girl will face up to 12 years imprisonment.

    holy shit!! bichare..
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedWine View Post
    A Russian woman got so upset by the news that her boyfriend intended to leave her that she tied several firecrackers to his penis and exploded them, the Life.ru web-site reports.

    The 33-year-old victim, identified as Alik D. had lived with the woman whose name was reported as ***a V. for about two years, but when the girlfriend started suggesting that they should marry, the man refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son.

    When Alik started moving out ***a suggested that they had a farewell dinner. After a hearty meal and some heavy drinking Alik fell asleep. The girlfriend tied several firecrackers to Alik’s penis and exploded them. The man was rushed to intensive care and doctors are reported to be fighting for his life.

    Even if the man survives the girl will face up to 12 years imprisonment.
    Oh my god

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    Men 'live longer' if they marry a younger woman

    A man's chances of dying early are cut by a fifth if their bride is between 15 and 17 years their junior.

    The risk of premature death is reduced by 11 per cent if they marry a woman seven to nine years younger.

    The study at Germany's Max Planck Institute also found that men marrying older women are more likely to die early.

    The results suggest that women do not experience the same benefits of marrying a toy boy or a sugar daddy.

    Wives with husbands older or younger by between seven and nine years increase their chances of dying early by 20 per cent.

    This rises to 30 per cent if the age difference is close to 15 and 17 years.

    Scientists say the figures for men may be the result of natural selection – that only the healthiest, most successful older men are able to attract younger mates.

    "Another theory is that a younger woman will care for a man better and therefore he will live longer," said institute spokesman Sven Drefahl.

    The study examined deaths between 1990 and 2005 for the entire population of Denmark.

    On average in Europe, most men marry women around three years younger.

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    A study led by The University of Western Australia has found that teenage girls who lose their virginity when they are not ready; often at an earlier age, are more likely to feel disappointed and regret the experience.

    The study, led by Dr Rachel Skinner, from UWA’s School of Paediatrics and Child Health and the Telethon Institute for Child Health Research, interviewed 68 teenage girls aged 14 to 19, with the aim of better understanding the factors that influence sexual behaviour, including the first sexual experience in teenage girls.

    Dr Skinner presented her research “Perceptions and experiences of first sexual intercourse in Australian adolescent females” at the Paediatrics and Child Health Division of the Royal Australasian College of Physicians conference in Sydney today.

    All teenagers who took part in the study were drawn from sexual and reproductive health clinics throughout the Perth metropolitan area, including antenatal and postnatal services, abortion services and sexual health clinics.

    Dr Skinner, a paediatrician and specialist in adolescent health who is now based at the University of Sydney, said the survey revealed that the degree of personal control over the situation that led to intercourse determined how teenagers felt about this experience.

    “Those who were ‘ready’ were more likely to have delayed intercourse until they were comfortable with both when and with whom this occurred,” Dr Skinner said.

    “In contrast, we found that idealistic perceptions about sex and relationships, peer pressure, coercion from sexual partners and being drunk were common reasons for premature and unwanted first experience of sexual intercourse.

    “This study is unusual and significant as we were able to give very young and older teenagers a confidential space in which to voice their views and experiences about a topic which is generally considered taboo in this age group. All participants spoke at length about their attitudes and experiences in relation to first intercourse, romantic relationships, sexual behaviour, contraception and pregnancy.”

    The study highlighted how more vulnerable young people were influenced by peers, social expectations, needing to fit in, alcohol and keeping their romantic relationships, Dr Skinner said.

    The median age of participants was 17, while the age of their first experience of intercourse ranged from 11 to 17 years, with a median age of 14.

    “If they have sex at a young age, before they are ready, it is reflected on as an unpleasant experience which they regret. This is an undesirable outcome in itself,” she said.

    “From a public health perspective, we have been concerned for some time about why teenagers are having sex at young ages, certainly younger than previous generations. Early sexual activity is associated with a higher risk of unplanned pregnancy and sexually transmitted infections. This data goes some way to explaining the processes of early sexual activity in teenage girls.”




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    Penis Enlargement Ad

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    Unhygienic German men voted the worst in bed while lazy English come second in the battle between the sheets

    First the good news. English men make better lovers than the Germans.
    Now the bad news. We are trailing behind the rest of the world when it comes to the language of love.

    What was it that led 15,000 well-travelled women to come to such an ignominious conclusion? The famous English reserve, perhaps, or maybe the equally well known trend for bad teeth?


    No, it turns out that Englishmen are too lazy - while the Germans are 'too smelly'.

    The survey, carried out by global research website OnePoll.com, asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their talent in the bedroom and give reasons for their answers.

    English men were criticised for 'letting women do all the work'.

    Swedish men were 'too quick to finish', Dutchmen too rough and Americans too dominating. Greeks were deemed 'soppy'.

    However, some consolation can be taken from the Welsh and Scottish making the lousy lover list as well. Men from Wales were considered selfish and those from north of the border too loud.

    As may be expected, latin countries came top in the 'best lover' list, with Spain at number one, followed by Brazil, Italy and France.

    A spokesman for OnePoll.com said: ' Welltravelled lovers have named and shamed those blokes who don't satisfy them between the sheets.

    'These results are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results.
    'And because English lads fared pretty badly, they need to up their game if they want to be popular on the international scene.'
    'Who would've thought the Scots were better lovers than the English, or even Swedes for that matter.'


    WORLD'S WORST LOVERS--- WORLD'S BEST LOVERS
    1. Germany (too smelly) ---1. Spain
    2. England (too lazy) ---2. Brazil
    3. Sweden (too quick) ---3. Italy
    4. Holland (too dominating) ---4. France
    5. America (too rough) --- 5. Ireland
    6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)--- 6. South Africa
    7. Wales (too selfish) ---7. Australia
    8. Scotland (too loud)--- 8. New Zealand
    9. Turkey (too sweaty)--- 9. Denmark
    10. Russia (too hairy)--- 10. Canada




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    Love, pleasure, duty: Why women have sex

    What makes a woman want to have sex? Is it physical attraction? Love? Loneliness? Jealousy? Boredom? Painful menstrual cramps?


    It turns out that woman have sex for all of these reasons and more, and that their choices are not arbitrary; there may be evolutionary explanations at work.

    Psychologists Cindy Meston and David Buss, both professors at the University of Texas at Austin, decided that the topic of "why women have sex" deserved a book of its own. They've woven scientific research together with a slew of women's voices in their new collaborative work, "Why Women Have Sex," published September 29 by Times Books.

    "We do bring in men occasionally by way of contrast, but we wanted to focus exclusively on women so that the complexity of women's sexual psychology was not given the short shrift, so to speak," said Buss, a leading evolutionary psychologist.

    The authors conducted a study from June 2006 to April 2009 that asked women whether they had ever had sex for one of 237 reasons, all of which had emerged in a previous study. About 1,000 women contributed their perspectives.
    It turns out that women's reasons for having sex range from love to pure pleasure to a sense of duty to curiosity to curing a headache. Some women just want to please their partners, and others want an ego boost.

    Buss said he found it surprising how dramatically and variably sexual experience seemed to influence women's feelings of self-esteem.

    "Some sexual experiences that women in our study reported just had devastating effects and long-lasting negative effects on their feelings of self-worth," he said. "But then for others, their sexual experiences provided the soaring height of euphoria and made them feel alive and vibrant."

    Meston said some 20-somethings defied the gender stereotypes that women should be more chaste than men and not sleep around as much.

    "Many of the women were having sex purely because they wanted the experience, they wanted the adventure, they wanted to see what it was like to be with men of different ethnicities," she said. "Some women said they wanted more notches on the belt. They simply wanted to get rid of their virginity."

    Some women have sex to make money, and not just in the conventional manner of prostitution. A woman from California who goes by "Natalie Dylan" garnered national attention this year with her campaign to sell her virginity and said in January that her top bid of $3.8 million came from a 39-year-old Australian. Read more about selling virginity

    There are more factors that influence a woman's sex drive than a man's, the authors said, and the factors that make men attractive to women -- personality, sense of humor, self-confidence, status -- are less important considerations for men when they are choosing women.

    There is also evidence that sexual arousal is more complicated for women than for men, the authors report.
    A study from Meston's lab showed a strong correlation between how erect a man's penis is and how aroused he says he is. By contrast, the link is much weaker between a woman's physical arousal (as measured inside her vagina) and the arousal she says she feels, the researchers found. This is why drugs to treat erectile dysfunction such as Viagra don't work as well in women, the authors said.

    That makes sense from an evolutionary perspective, even though men and women may not consciously think about their choices that way, the authors said. If the goal of a man is to spread his genes, he would need to look for signs of fertility in a woman, which are historically associated with physical cues, Buss said.

    "The adaptive problem that women have had to solve is not simply picking a man who is fertile but a man who perhaps will invest in her, a man who won't inflict costs on her, a man who might have good genes that could be conveyed to her children," he said.

    In this context, women must also be more selective, because wrong choices can lead much higher costs than for men: pregnancy and child-rearing.

    In studies, women have consistently shown preferences for men with symmetrical bodies, a subtle mark of genetic fitness and status, the book said. In fact, simply by smelling T-shirts that men had worn for two nights, women judged the odors of symmetrical men to be the most attractive, and the asymmetrical men's odors the least attractive, in one study.

    Still, symmetry isn't everything, Meston and Buss said. They pointed to singer-songwriter Lyle Lovett as someone with other positive attributes, such as musical talent and personality, who has clearly done well with women despite asymmetrical features.

    "Women are evaluating men on multiple attributes," Buss said.

    Kissing also turns out to be more important for women than for men in some respects: In one study, 53 percent of men said they would have sex without kissing, but only 15 percent of women said they would even consider sex without smooching first, the book said. For women, kissing is "an emotional litmus test," the authors wrote.

    The medicinal value of sex also comes into play for some women, the book said. Sex can help a woman relax and sleep better, and it can ease the pain of menstrual cramps and headaches -- and some survey participants cited these as reasons they've had sex.

    A study from Rutgers University found that, during orgasm, women were able to tolerate 75 percent more pain. Though Meston has not studied the phenomenon in men, she said she would expect sex to have the same effects of reducing headaches and other pain.

    The authors collected stories from 1,006 women from 46 states, eight Canadian provinces, three European countries and Australia, New Zealand, Israel and China. Participants came from a variety of ethnic and religious -- as well as non-religious -- backgrounds and socioeconomic statuses. About 80 percent of the women said they were in a relationship at the time, and 93 percent said they were predominantly or exclusively heterosexual.

    The book also explores how women's perception of sex may change over time, according to whom they're with and whether they are married.

    A 26-year-old heterosexual woman wrote, "When I was single, I had sex for my own personal pleasure. Now that I am married, I have sex to please my husband. My own pleasure doesn't seem as important as his. I believe he feels the same way."




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    Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex With Girlfriend

    Manfred Schuh was so embarrassed about his penis size he got his brother Walter to step in and have sex with his girlfriend. Manfred, 26, insisted on turning off the lights and going to the bathroom. Walter would then enter the room and have sex.

    The girlfriend found out after 2 months when she turned the light on. "She apparently had no idea. Both men look similar as they are brothers, and the older brother made a point of not speaking when he was impersonating his younger sibling," said police.

    Manfred, from Germany, is said to have feared losing the 24 year old girlfriend if he did not "perform well."




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    Meet the sexual healer who has slept with 1,500 men

    THIS woman has had sex with more than a thousand men - and most of them are the husbands or boyfriends of other women.
    Mare Simone, 54, calls herself a "sex surrogate" and has devoted her working life to helping men, women and couples overcome problems in the bedroom.

    As a qualified sex therapist, she has given lessons in love to more than 10,000 clients over the past 23 years.

    And while she estimates she has had penetrative sex with 1,500 of them, she insists there is nothing illegal about what she does.

    Mare says: "I earn my living by sleeping with other women's husbands or boyfriends. But I am in no way a prostitute as sex surrogacy is legal, as long as it is done in a therapeutic and healing atmosphere.

    "People are paying for counselling and to cure their problems - not sex.

    "I am helping improve and change the sex lives of thousands of men, which means I am also helping improve the sex lives of their wives and girlfriends.

    "Some women become baby surrogates because they want to help women who can't have children. In the same way, I feel drawn to helping others have an intimate sex life.

    "My job is so fulfilling and enjoyable. Seeing my customers leave with a new-found sexual confidence is a wonderful sight."

    Single Mare, from Chelsea, West London, holds around five sessions A DAY and sees people from all walks of life. She says: "My clients are all ages, shapes, sizes and professions. They have either been recommended to see me by a sex therapist or former client or they seek me out through sexual surrogate organisations.

    "The men generally need help with erection and premature ejaculation problems or have been sent by their wives because they weren't pleasing them in bed. Before they see me, they all have an STD test, and must always use a condom when seeing me.

    "I also have some women come to me. Their problems are usually that they can't orgasm or have had bad lovers. I show them how to pleasure themselves and make them love their bodies.

    "Some visit me for a few sessions, while others have around 12, depending on the extent of their problems.

    "All of my sessions start in the same way. We start by chatting while I caress their hands to make them feel relaxed and confident with me.

    "During the next few sessions I move to giving them back and shoulder massages, so the client relaxes further while talking about their problems.

    "Following that, we do a mirror exercise. This is where the client and I will both take off our clothes and look at our bodies in the mirror.

    "Usually, they feel very timid about their bodies and find it difficult to look at themselves. But when they realise I am not judging them, they begin to open up and feel confident.

    "At that stage I move on to front body massages. I take over 'down below', showing them how they should be touching themselves.

    "Finally, it's time to put everything into practice. This is the stage of lovemaking, so they can learn how to control themselves and solve their sexual problems.

    "My job is basically to make people realise their problems are not just physical. They are in the mind and have a lot to do with self-confidence."

    Mare has not always been so sexually open. At the age of 19, she was raped by a male friend after accepting a late-night lift home from a party.

    Too afraid to report the attack, she lost her confidence in men and sex. When she married her first husband, Victor, ten years later, she still could not bear to be touched intimately.

    She recalls: "My fear of sex put a huge strain on my marriage and I knew deep down it was due to the rape.

    "Overnight I went from being outgoing to being introverted. When I did date, I found making love scary and traumatic.

    "When I married Victor, our sex life was never great and after four years we divorced but we have remained friends.

    "It was then that a friend recommended I start reading about tantric sex and sexual surrogacy.

    "Learning about this unknown world of sexual healing made me feel that there was hope for me to get my sexual confidence back."

    Mare decided to take a four-day course in sex therapy, where she learnt about tantric sex, an ancient Hindu practice that concentrates on a slower form of sex. "It was fascinating and during the course I also realised, for the first time, that the rape I had endured a decade before was not my fault. I could enjoy sex without feeling dirty, ashamed or guilty."

    Now, Mare spends most of her time working in the US, where she is inundated with clients.

    She says: "I see about four or five people a day and charge around £100 for a session.

    "Sometimes I will have sex with a husband in front of his wife, to show them both how to be more sensitive lovers. Often, couples find just talking openly to a stranger about the problems in their love life helps in the bedroom."

    Although she is proud of her job, she still finds it difficult to tell friends and family about her work. She also does not discuss it with any potential boyfriends.

    She says: "I usually tell them I am a yoga teacher, until I trust them enough. Some can't cope with it and run a mile, while others simply find it fascinating and are impressed.


    "A few trusted friends know what I do but my family would be horrified to hear about my daily life.

    "As part of my work, I regularly do sexual surrogacy tours, travelling the world, helping people with their most intimate problems.

    "The last time I was in London I saw 30 clients, some who had booked me months in advance.

    "It's amazing how many people in the UK desperately want help with their sex lives, but have no idea where to turn.

    "There are many sex surrogates in the US but they are extremely rare in the UK.

    "People have to understand that intimate sex sometimes has to be learned. It does not come naturally to some people.

    "The stress of modern life can cause problems and it's my job to fix that.

    "Since I started surrogacy work, I have seen more than 10,000 clients and estimate that I have had penetrative sex with around 1,500 men. I continue to see clients weekly.

    "Witnessing the men and women I help make huge improvements and feel confident about their bodies is wonderful.

    "In the 20 years I have been doing this job, I have never felt miserable about going to work. I love what I do and have no plans to retire within the next ten years.

    "I am a sexual healer and so proud and happy that I found my dream job."




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    Jang Jin-yeong said good-bye to her husband in his arms as she left this earth. It is known that she had married Mr. Kim 4 days before her death!

    Mr. Kim has made their marriage official through turning in documents last 28th. Jang's cancer has been worsening yet, the marriage procedures were continued.

    The disease did not stop these two lovers from getting married. They did not tell anyone of their secret marriage and have been able to make their love official.

    The wedding took place in America soon after they went last July.

    When Jang had received news that she had cancer, she decided to break up with her boyfriend last September. However, Mr. Kim has been by his side ever since. This love grew stronger as they went hiking, visited concerts, and made as many memories as possible.

    Mr. Kim was able to fulfill his promise that he would be her man as long as she lived. Mr. Kim did not leave her side even after her death. He has nursed her and was able to let her go with her smiling and at peace.




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    A father missed the birth of his first son after being arrested for groping a nurse on the way to the delivery room.
    Police said Adam Manning sexually assaulted the nurse as she wheeled his wife into the delivery room.
    The 30 year old had told the nurse she was "cute" then reached round to grab her breasts.
    Police in Ogden, Utah, were called to the hospital and arrested Manning on charges of forcible sexual assault.
    When later asked about his actions he said he had no idea why he carried out the assault. Police confirmed that he missed the birth of his son.
    Ogden Police Lieutenant Lt. Loring Draper said Manning had looked the nurse 'up an down' after arriving at the McKay-Dee hospital and made a comment about her appearance.
    'He commented on how attractive she was, how cute she was,' Draper said.
    Police said Manning had first tried to touch the nurse's neck before launching the sex assault.
    'After the second time, the nurse asked what he was doing,' Draper said. 'The wife responded that he was just drunk.'

    Draper said it is unclear whether Manning drove to the hospital intoxicated or if he was taken there by someone else.

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    An amorous couple have been fined for having sex in broad daylight - in a police station car park.

    Leanne Richardson, 26, and Ross Welsh, 30, had to be physically stopped mid sex act by officers from Portobello police station in Edinburgh.

    They both pleaded guilty to committing a breach of the peace in the car park on 21 April and were fined £200.

    Edinburgh Sheriff Court heard they were both very drunk and had met in a pub just a few hours before.

    The court heard officers at Portobello police station were stunned when a woman came to the front desk and told them there was a naked man in the car park behind their building.

    As the officers left to investigate, an elderly man gesticulated towards the car park and arriving there the officers saw a man performing a sex act with a woman.

    Fiscal Depute Dev Kapadia said: "As soon as the police realised what was happening they requested the two to stop, but it would appear Mr Welsh did not hear them and continued. At this point police officers pulled him away from Miss Richardson."

    'Sought solace'

    He added: "Miss Richardson, who had her eyes closed, suddenly realised the police officers were present and got up to her feet and pulled up her clothing."

    Mr Kapadia said the couple had both been drinking and were "blissfully unaware that their actions had been observed by passers-by".

    Appearing for Richardson, a mother of two, solicitor Nigel Bruce said at the time of the incident she had been suffering from depression and had "sought solace in alcohol". He said she had been extremely drunk.

    Defence agent for Welsh, David Taylor, said the incident occurred three days after Welsh's birthday.

    He had been drinking heavily over the three days. He had planned to go to the library to access some on-line material, but could not get it until 3 pm and had "unwisely gone for more drink".

    Mr Taylor said Welsh got into conversation with Richardson and in their drunken state they had gone and engaged in the disgraceful behaviour which had caused alarm to members of the public.

    His client, he added, had no previous convictions and "was mortified, perhaps doubly so given the nature of the offence".

    Sheriff Fiona Reith fined the couple, but said they did not need to be entered on the sex offenders register.




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    Wade Edwards arrived at his Apopka, Florida home in mid-afternoon to find his 16-year-old step-daughter. Unfortunately, she was in bed. Naked. With 18-year-old Julian Harp. Also naked.

    So dad being a dad, he closed her bedroom door and went to load his gun. Harp quickly deduced that he'd gone from wanted to unwanted guest. But before he could get his *** in high-gear -- the recommended for this situation -- Edwards had returned, gun locked and loaded.

    "He said, 'Get out, get out, get out of my house," Officer Ed Chittenden told WESH-TV. "He raised his hands and said,
    'Please don't shoot, please don't shoot...'"



    But Edwards, as you may have guessed, thought shooting would be a very good idea. Perhaps even therapeutic. So he began blasting away at what police politely call Harp's "pelvic area."

    Alas, Dad was unable to score a direct hit on his intended testicular target. Harp was hit four times -- twice in the hips, twice in the femur, whatever that is. Wounded, but balls securely in tact, Harp managed to limp to the front yard and call 911.

    Edwards confessed to the shooting, but claims it was self-defense. He says Harp leaped out at him and he was forced to shoot. But even we here at True Crime Report -- who heartily endorse the shooting of naked men found in your 16-year-old daughter's bed -- aren't buying that excuse.

    Let's get this straight, Mr. Edwards. He leaped out at you, right? And in a startled moment of panic, you still managed to get off four shots at his balls?

    Yet this still doesn't mean Edwards is guilty. The kid, after all, is expected to fully recover. And that's allowed him to learn a valuable lesson, namely: Never get naked at your girlfriend's dad's house, you %$#@&% moron!

    So let's just say it's a teachable moment and call it a day, shall we?




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    داماد 73ساله: آقای قاضی! مهریه 124سکه*ای زنم را می*دهم، جانم را آزاد کنید


    پیرمردی که دو سال قبل پای سفره عقد نشسته بود، پس از شکست در ازدواج برای پرداخت مهریه و طلاق همسرش به دادگاه خانواده تهران رفت.

    به گزارش روزنامه ایران وی به قاضی گفت: «سه سال قبل همسرم بر اثر بیماری جان باخت بعد از مرگ او در حالی که به شدت احساس تنهایی می*کردم، مدت کوتاهی برای فرار از تنهایی به خانه فرزندانم می*رفتم. اما احساس می*کردم، مزاحم زندگی*شان هستم. به همین خاطر تصمیم به ازدواج دوباره گرفتم.

    سپس به پیشنهاد یکی از دوستانم به خواستگاری شهلا- 57 ساله- رفتم که کارمند شرکتی بود و همسرش را در تصادف رانندگی از دست داده و فرزندانش نیز به خانه بخت رفته بودند. پس از توافق*های لازم او را با مهریه 124 سکه طلا به عقد خود درآورده و قرار شد در خانه من زندگی جدیدمان را آغاز کنیم. پس از شروع زندگی متوجه شدم همسرم شهلا اکثر روزها در خانه نیست و مشغول کار است.

    من که برای فرار از تنهایی ازدواج کرده بودم، از او خواستم ساعت کارش را کمتر کند و بیشتر درخانه و کنارم باشد چراکه همه امکانات رفاهی برایش فراهم بود و نیازی به حقوق او نداشتم. اما او نپذیرفت و از من خواست اجازه دهم تا بازنشستگی*اش کار کند من هم برای حفظ آرامش زندگی*مان سعی کردم او را درک کنم. اما مدتی نگذشته بود که متوجه شدم شهلا درمیان اقوام و دوستان شایعه کرده که من خسیس هستم و همه مخارج زندگی*مان را هم او می*پردازد و... در صورتی که من هیچ نیازی به پول او نداشتم چرا که خودم درآمد کافی و زندگی راحتی دارم.

    بنابراین چندی قبل به او پیشنهاد جدایی توافقی دادم که پذیرفت. اما به یکباره تغییر عقیده داد و از من خواست مهریه*اش را یکجا بپردازم بعد از آن جدا شویم. من هم پذیرفتم. اما دوباره منصرف شد و اظهار پشیمانی و ندامت کرد و از من خواست فرصت دوباره*ای برای جبران اشتباهات گذشته*اش بدهم. من هم برای حفظ زندگی*مان این بار هم اشتباهاتش را نادیده گرفتم، اما حرفهای او ثبات نداشت و دوباره بهانه*گیری*ها و ناسازگاری*هایش شروع شد و زندگی را به کامم تلخ کرد. سرانجام تصمیم گرفتم او را طلاق دهم بنابراین 124 سکه طلا آماده کرده*ام تا بپردازم و آخر عمری جان و روحم را از عذاب و استرس نجات دهم.

    قاضی عموزادی نیز پس از شنیدن اظهارات پیرمرد همسر وی را برای حضور در دادگاه فرا خواند قرار است زن و شوهر درجلسه بعدی با حضور در دادگاه درباره آینده زندگی مشترک*شان تصمیم بگیرند.




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