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    Talking The Beauty at the Restaurant

    A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting all alone at a nearby table. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it over to the woman, saying:

    -“This is from the gentleman over there.” She looks at the wine and sends a note over to the man. Her note reads:

    “For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a BMW In your garage,

    a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants."

    The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his own back to her. His note reads:

    "Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa and a Bentley in my garage.

    I have over twenty-five million dollars in the bank.

    But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off!

    JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK!"




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    looooooooooooooooooll....funy funny




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    Thanks Siamak joonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
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    siamak?????...mibinam ke esme RW siamak e..hehe....dadash sia




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    mersi rw(siamak) kheiil ghashang boood, hahahhaha koli hal kardam ,



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    awwwchhh lol bahal bood

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    lol, that was funny

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    haaaaaaaaaa...navadoonestam.........hehe




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